1: I can’t stop saying “Ermahgerd” lately. Those of you who know memes understand, otherwise see here and here.
2: I have an irrational (or quite rational!) fear of gum recession. Even so, I haven’t gone to the dentist for years (and sorry american friends, I’ve had 80% and over dental coverage for all of those years and didn’t use it!) Dentist appt on Wednesday. Finally. Will the dentist bitch about my not flossing? Gingivitis? Cavities? FIND OUT THIS THURSDAY.
3: I saw this on my walk to work this morning:

Hopscotch: Level 100. Or to quote a friend on facebook:
“Looks cute, until you realise square 100 is chalked onto the back step of a paedophiles house.”
4: I have 9 pairs of sunglasses. Why do I have 9 pairs of sunglasses? Their cumulative value is about $5.
5: I know I’m losing weight and looking good because last time I walked past some scary dude sitting outside the liquor store he said “Eeeyy Baaybee! You’re lookin’ GOOD today.” I did my best subtle-speedwalk EVER.
6: I’ve realized those thin buns are pretty much BS. Usually 100-170 calories. English muffin? 140 calories. Average sized bun? 180 calories. Why am I spending more money on these?
7: I am so hungry right now I can’t think of anything other than the curry I’m about to go eat! C’ya.
Ehrmerhgerd, Gehrsbehrmps!
lol i was trying to find that one! the original! my fave is the m*a*s*h one.
This post had me laughing!
Do you make the face when you say the word?! lol And that is some dedication for hopscotch! Wowzers.
After our initial conversation a while back I finally took control and started going to gym and following a diet I created with the help of a nutritionist. I must say your blog is inspiring and has been a read I can always turn to for recipes and just reading another persons thoughts in the process!
You rock! Great job!!
Me too re: gum recession. Our generation supposedly brushes too much. How is that for irony?
I think its all of those 80s cartoons/kids psa’s trying us to look both ways when we cross the street and brush our teeth. That stuff just stuck.