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Made my husband coffee at 4:45am, left him a note. He wrote back!
1: Today someone found my blog by searching “yogurt douche”…not sure how I feel about that. And if that person returns. DON’T DO IT.
2: I want to eat more fruit but somehow it’s always cold. I hate cold fruit. YOU HURT MY TEETH AND TASTE LIKE NOTHING!
3: I know I’m losing weight and looking better because creepier old men have started randomly talking to me in public! HELP!
4: I am starting to not miss the same foods I used to whine about. I also don’t miss that overeaten full feeling. I’m glad I no longer feel that!!
5: My belt is now useless. I’m not even going to bother trying to make a new hole in it to make it smaller. NEW BELT TIME!
6: There are a LOT of people who check themselves out at the gym, constantly. And it’s not just them checking their “form” while working out. I guess it comes with the territory. But just so you know, I see you.
7: I still haven’t adjusted my sleep schedule from Vegas. I am SO sleepy.
8: Someone should invent buffalo chicken poutine. I will eat it. Scratch that, I SHALL INVENT THIS!
Glad I am not alone. I don’t even want to tarnish your page with a search term someone found my page with. Katie- apparently XXX
We have a new guy at work who walks home in the morning, when it’s FREEZING COLD, with no shirt on blatantly checking out the muscles on his left arm then his right, then back again. All the way up the road. Checking yourself out is weird people!
LOL and congrats on the new belt
Thaaank you!!
Ha ha! Search terms never fail to amuse me. And is this note implying your BF would rather have Starbucks that your chef-made coffee?? Well give me his, then, and I shall toast to belt shopping and the creepy old men hitting on you!
HUSBAND! I know it’s hard for me to remember to say too.
Yeah, I told him the night before I’d make him coffee and he said “Ok, I’ll drink it but I’ll probably get Starbucks after too.”
BAH!
And yes! We need to share a drink. But…y’know. Hard liquor.
GAH! That’s RIGHT! And I made the same mistake in the slap bracelet letter! Honestly, I thought in my head, “She said husband, but I know that can’t be right,” so I literally went back and erased “husband” and wrote “BF” before I left this comment, lol But duh! Maybe with enough hard liquor it won’t matter?
Drinking drinking yeaah yeaah yeaaah!
My belt is also useless. I have no idea why I keep wearing it. It doesn’t help… must go shopping for a new one this weekend! Yay Large size belt! and I definitely do not like the feeling full feeling. =( I felt gross last week. Ugh. My stomach still hasn’t recovered!
I’m buying a new one this weekend toooo!
“Yogurt douche” made me laugh until I cried. Hi-larious!