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1: Today someone found my blog by searching “yogurt douche”…not sure how I feel about that. And if that person returns. DON’T DO IT.
2: I want to eat more fruit but somehow it’s always cold. I hate cold fruit. YOU HURT MY TEETH AND TASTE LIKE NOTHING!
3: I know I’m losing weight and looking better because creepier old men have started randomly talking to me in public! HELP!
4: I am starting to not miss the same foods I used to whine about. I also don’t miss that overeaten full feeling. I’m glad I no longer feel that!!
5: My belt is now useless. I’m not even going to bother trying to make a new hole in it to make it smaller. NEW BELT TIME!
6: There are a LOT of people who check themselves out at the gym, constantly. And it’s not just them checking their “form” while working out. I guess it comes with the territory. But just so you know, I see you.
7: I still haven’t adjusted my sleep schedule from Vegas. I am SO sleepy.
8: Someone should invent buffalo chicken poutine. I will eat it. Scratch that, I SHALL INVENT THIS!